i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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