just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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