bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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