Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Randomize
