you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
so let's talk penis.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
They took my balls.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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