You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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