slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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