Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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