very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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