omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
there is glitter all over my balls
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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