we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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