do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
