if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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