Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
ttyl tear gas
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
ok first of all what the fuck
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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