There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You're like the curious george of whores
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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