the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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