He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
