it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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