somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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