we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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