Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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