one two three fourrrrnication!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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