do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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