How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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