just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
how do flat chested girls get laid?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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