they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Two words: nipple clamps
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