there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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