I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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