so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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