do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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