Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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