I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'm too high and old for this...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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