using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Randomize
