My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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