found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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