how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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