ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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