My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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