if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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