the day after is always just damage control
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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