Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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