What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The adults are the big ones right?
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