whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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