Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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