Someone shit on the floor
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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