You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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