Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
