Whod you bang
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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