He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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