weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I will be naked everywhere
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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