She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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