I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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