Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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