Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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