I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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