That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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