I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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