Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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